-always tangles his tail
-or knocks over drinks
-has 2 left hooves
-and no shimmy in his shake
-can’t manage the limbo
-or watusi or twist
-just stands there mr. wallflower
-waiting waiting to dance…
-he gets lost in the techno
-can’t follow bjork
-gets wriled up for devo
-it must be the whip…
-lip syncs to aretha
-trying to get down
-but those blues elude him
-he’s left with a frown
-he’s no headbanger
-with staten island hair
-he can’t play airdrums
-or dive in the mosh on a dare…
-yep the devil can’t dance
-he’s one sorry dope
-just put him on the dance floor
-spare him the rope…
