Author: franny

*blueberry bagels *starbuck’s chocolate chip cookie *and grande cup of joe *tropicana pure premium w/no pulp *lots and lots of shelves and books to clean *and your bird can sing… b is for “they say it’s your birthday…it’s my birthday too yeah!” b is for the happy birthday bird. 😉

stuffed himself in my mailbox and delivered: a summer class A, $200.00 i had overpaid on the credit card, a delivery box i’d been waiting for, and no bills… i’ve been cussing up a storm at the walls of mess i’ve got stuck into cleaning and priming and painting, wood panel man, may you go… Continue reading karma-man

got his ass kicked yesterday by a dad who was furious that the monster wouldn’t pose for a picture with his daughter. what the hell? although my favorite sesame street character is Oscar (is it any wonder), it would have left deep psychological scars if i were to see poor harmless cookie monster get pounded… Continue reading cookie monster…

that’s me climbing the ladder onto the ledge, balancing on the tippy toes to get the last bit of fresh paint over the dodging corners. i can’t remember what a bad day feels like, i can’t remember the mushy good. i’m just swimming through, little fishy that i am, no more stuffing bananas and getting… Continue reading spidercat from mars