-always tangles his tail -or knocks over drinks -has 2 left hooves -and no shimmy in his shake -can’t manage the limbo -or watusi or twist -just stands there mr. wallflower -waiting waiting to dance… -he gets lost in the techno -can’t follow bjork -gets wriled up for devo -it must be the whip… -lip… Continue reading the devil can’t dance…
Author: franny
ny'er, 80's girl, lover of alternative music, bowie, sylvia plath, jd salinger, and and and...
did they say that in church???
a friend of mine sent me these. every now and then, i pull the copy out and laugh… (church bulletin/announcement bloopers) Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.Come tonight and hear Bertha Belchall the way from Africa. Announcement in the church bulletin for aNational PRAYER &… Continue reading did they say that in church???
it’s cookin’…
it’s no surprise to anyone. it is HOT!!! what i can’t understand is why people still leave kids in the car while they: run to the store, sit through mass, do whatever they deem more important than leaving a child in what amounts to an oven! i walk by houses on my way home, i… Continue reading it’s cookin’…
there she goes…
off to go shopping, up the hills and through the woods but this little red-riding-hood has the top down, is driving a sweet ass convertible through the wind, through the air that’s been through your lungs, that’s disheveled your hair… and if i had a dollar for every time i said i’d forget, stuff the… Continue reading there she goes…