it’s cookin’…

it’s no surprise to anyone. it is HOT!!! what i can’t understand is why people still leave kids in the car while they: run to the store, sit through mass, do whatever they deem more important than leaving a child in what amounts to an oven! i walk by houses on my way home, i… Continue reading it’s cookin’…

did they say that in church???

a friend of mine sent me these. every now and then, i pull the copy out and laugh… (church bulletin/announcement bloopers) Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.Come tonight and hear Bertha Belchall the way from Africa. Announcement in the church bulletin for aNational PRAYER &… Continue reading did they say that in church???

the devil can’t dance…

-always tangles his tail -or knocks over drinks -has 2 left hooves -and no shimmy in his shake -can’t manage the limbo -or watusi or twist -just stands there mr. wallflower -waiting waiting to dance… -he gets lost in the techno -can’t follow bjork -gets wriled up for devo -it must be the whip… -lip… Continue reading the devil can’t dance…

enough already

been reading emails that i have exchanged with a friend i never would have thought would become a friend. i’ve kept all of them and re-read them whenever i need a reality check. and the honest to god’s truth is that i’ve romaticized someone that was just plain poison to me. i’m glad i kept… Continue reading enough already